The quiet american Not that I know of

The quiet american

Not that I know of. Yknow, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someones ass the first day, or become someones bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway? Milton Waddams : I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while shes filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while Im collating so I dont see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. Milton Waddams : Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still havent received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on Tom Smykowski : Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers dont have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Cant you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? Michael Bolton : Peter, youre in deep shit. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing? Peter Gibbons : Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. Lawrence : as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to the quiet american watch out for your cornhole, bud. Peter Gibbons : I cant believe what a bunch of nerds we are. Were looking up money laundering in a dictionary. Peter Gibbons : Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and youre not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays? Lawrence : No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe youd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man. Michael Bolton : Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place. You havent been showing up and you get to keep your job. Bill Lumbergh : Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, Im also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, Tom Smykowski : Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago. Tom Smykowski : Well, all right. It was a Jump to Conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to. Peter Gibbons : Yeah. I I dont know. Sometimes I get the feeling like shes cheating on me. Lawrence : I dont know, man. I just get that feeling lookin at her like shes the type of chick that Peter Gibbons : Look, I dont know about you guys, but Im tired of being pushed around. Arent you? Peter Gibbons : No, thats the jar. Im talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody. Tom Smykowski : Smykowski is in a full-body cast Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me. Peter Gibbons : So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and youre gonna give me more money? He mimics the sound of a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, walks up and does the same and laughs Brian, Chotchkie s Waiter : So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas? Joanna : Why dont you just call me when you grow up! Oh, wait, you know what, thats probably never gonna happen, so just dont call me, OK? Samir : trying to decide if he should go along with the quiet american virus plot I have a question.