My Life in Ruins I was going

My Life in Ruins

I was going to say, when people give up their A: Yep, definitely all done. Move along folks, nothing more to see here. It could be Bunnies! Yes, after two years I still just have to do that. Sorry. Ok, yes, Ive never been to England, maybe people do have baseball bats over there. If so, Im sure someone will chime in shortly to correct me and make me look stupid. But it still looked weird to me. Q: You wrote this some months ago, for another MB. Since then, have you remembered any other plot holes that youd like to toss in here? A: Why yes, and thank you for asking. Two My Life in Ruins 1: Our Hero Jim, who works as a bicycle messenger in England with its super-strict gun control laws which, ok ok, I am not going to rant about, suddenly turns into freakin Rambo when he takes on a squad of fully armed and trained soldiers at the barricade, and then further demonstrates his mad, phat, but colossally unlikely skillz by shooting at, and hitting, a metal chain from about thirty feet away. In the dark. In the rain. With one shot. 2: When Our Intrepid Heros are staying at Jims parents house, why do they stay on the ground floor, right near a big honking glass window that can be easily crashed through by, oh, say, a crazed infected zombie guy who feels no pain? Location: Waaaaay over here! Bra-VO! Havent seen the movie, never wanted to see My Life in Ruins movie, but this topped the cake for me, as well as making me laugh my ass off. Good job! Now, I must go re-attatch my ass! Try this: Before you post, say what you wrote down out loud. If you find yourself shaking your head and exclaiming something along the lines of, What the hell does that mean?, delete. Dude, chill. Its a zombie movie. Meaning its not actually about zombies but mans inhumanity to man. Besides, watch Resident Evil or House of the Dead/i and then get back to me about sucky zombie movies. This thing was Citizen Kane compared to those crapfests. Best zombie flick since the original Dawn of the Dead. Possibly better. Yes, its a provacative title. But this film inspired Q: Mmmm-hmmm. The virus also confers an amazing ability to go without food or water for extended periods of time. Especially considering all that blood-vomitting. After 28 days those scuse me, looked pretty spry to me. Q: Mmm-hmmm. That could cover the food thing, maybe. But water? Who said they werent drinking whenever they werent on screen? Q: Mmm-hmmm. And yet for some reason, with all their towering rage, they dont attack My Life in Ruins other. Only uninfected humans, and by implication, rats. Because then there wouldnt be a movie, smartass. They obviously recognized each other. Q: Well that is just one amazing virus. And has this one striking drawback, in that it makes those infected allergic to sunlight. At least I assume it does, as you no doubt noticed that the standard zombie movie convention on this issue was followed, in which the, only active at night, or in shaded places. So the virus made them nocturnal. I dont see your point.