Lady chatterley part 1 I come from a rough area

Lady chatterley part 1

I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. Michael Bolton : We get caught laundering money, were not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. Were going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. Peter Gibbons : So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, thats on the worst day of my life. Bob Slydell : Yeah, we cant actually find a record of him being a current employee here. Bob Porter : I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but lady chatterley part 1 some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. Bob Slydell : Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he wont be receiving a paycheck anymore, so itll just work itself out naturally. Bob Porter : We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end. Bob Slydell : Oh yeah, were gonna bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, thats the usual deal. Bob Slydell : No. No, of course not. We find its always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that theres less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. Milton Waddams : talking on the phone And I said, I dont care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then Im, Im quitting, Im going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because theyve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didnt bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then Ill set the building on Nina : Now Milton, dont be greedy, lets pass it along lady chatterley part 1 make sure everyone gets a piece. Bill Lumbergh : Milt, were gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.