Merry Madagascar Then everything will be all right

Merry Madagascar

Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway? Milton Waddams : I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while shes filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while Im collating so I dont see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. Milton Waddams : Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still havent received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on Tom Smykowski : Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers dont have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Cant you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? Michael Bolton : Peter, youre in deep shit. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing? Peter Gibbons : Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. Lawrence : as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison watch out for your cornhole, bud. Peter Gibbons : I cant believe what a bunch of nerds we are. Were looking up money laundering in a dictionary. Peter Gibbons : Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and youre not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays? Lawrence : No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe youd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man. Michael Bolton : Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place. You havent been showing up and you get to keep your job. Bill Lumbergh : Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, Im also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, Tom Smykowski : Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago. Tom Smykowski : Well, all right. It was a Jump to Conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to. Peter Gibbons : Yeah.